I am an inventor.

I like to make swords and other weapons.

I also have lots of SWAG!!

Kinda just a bunch o' junk.

Stupid annoying junk.

stupid,, dense, brainless, mindless, foolish, slow, dull, simple, vacuous, vapid, idiotic, half-baked, imbecilic, bovine JUNK!

Pretty fun though :)