i am not a poodle.
i radiate such incredible vibes of non-poodleness that you may even be motivated to say aloud: "Wow, definitely no poodles here." have no shame, for it is true: i am not a poodle.

-opening a gateway to another world
-preparing for inevitable poodle Armageddon
-scrapbooking
-typing a blog which i update daily called: "I'm Human and Here's Why"