Hi I am 100 years old and no kiding, I love the smell of my own farts and I just love them! And I eat plop aka poop for breakfast and I am going on scratch because I want to relive my golden years!!

I am working on pooping on my own because my grand grand grand daughter is staying with me until I die so she is wiping my bottom for me until I die. you know pooping on your own is a work of art!!!!!