I was born an alien but really I'm every gender, I eat babies but really I eat alien chicken strips, I believe in nothing but really I'm satin worshiper, I hate my life but really I don't have one. ;}

trying to find my soul I sold on eBay, but really I'm working on a gay unicorn, the unicorns name is Bary and he likes deranged lollie-pops. BUT, I made a shape-shifting BLOBFISH, he's name's is Frank