I am a male timelord from the planet Gallifrey. I am currently living amongst the humans on some planet called Earth, I think. Many people call me "The Doctor" for some reason. I still don't know why.

Studying the human race.
Living
Scratching
Time travelling
Playing games
Commenting on true stupidists

Max's Dictionary
Stupidists (n.) - One who is stupid in the head; is unintelligent; is retarded