I like Jojo's Bizzare Adventures. Anyone who doesn't is stupid. Also, don't watch it. Because I said so. And you wouldn't like it. If you can finish part one without falling asleep you are a god.

I don't know you shouldn't either because you are super, NOT A WEEB. And you stupid, stupid idiot dumbo. Follow Ceaser Salad. Not sponsored.
Die. If you could not tell I used this segment to complain.