Unless it's rum, kindly do leave

So far I have 28 Jars of dirt. Do give me more if you happen upon one




Used to be 24, but one broke... and a few have been given.

Changing my blasted name to Captain Jack Sparrow... I knew I shouldn't have let Mr. Gibbs do it

Also if you see this, click that purple button up there for a bottle of rum from Captain Jack Sparrow