i'm an alien from the planet Chew Toy that has come to take over your galaxy! MWAHAHAHAHA

Follow me and I will spare you from eternal torture! (this is not a threat, don't worry, you'll be fine)

Breaking out of area 51. So far the strange bi-pedal creatures have allowed me on this educational website "Scratch."
If you can read the language from our home planet- I am requesting backup.