I got my doodles™ by my side.

AKA, I got my fellow Eddsworld trash by my side
If you are said trash, you are my doodle™
Once you are a doodle™ you can never go back

I have many regerts, no regrets.

I think the government found out about my plans to take over the world, so that's been put on pause.

Sorry for anybody with enough sense to know that I would be a GREAT dictator.